Rusty Kuntz has a new job!!!

[markakis8]

1st base coach of the Royals. Let the jokes ensue.

 

[Frow]

1st base coach of the Royals. Let the jokes ensue.

He's been the Royals 1st base coach before and has worked for the team since 2010.

 

[markakis8]

He's been the Royals 1st base coach before and has worked for the team since 2010.

That's not a joke. Booooo.

 

[RiceLynnEvans75]

Lubrication specialist?

 

[metallicalex777]

I hear Rusty Kuntz knows the perfect amount to choke up above the knob.

 

[Austin]

Wouldn' it be more appropriate for Rusty Kuntz to be at "third base" if you know what I'm sayin'.

 

[Pine Tar]

Wouldn' it be more appropriate for Rusty Kuntz to be at "third base" if you know what I'm sayin'.

Yes........yes I do

 

[markakis8]

Wouldn' it be more appropriate for Rusty Kuntz to be at "third base" if you know what I'm sayin'.

And we have a leader....

 

[Frow]

Yes........yes I do

Just because you've seen the entire Porky's series doesn't mean you know jack

 

[MOFNY]

The Rusty Kuntz bobbleheads were for adults only.
Wait wait I can do better...
Rusty Kuntz bobbleheads went for $10. $50 for the "vibration special".
Nay that's no good...
Rutsy Kuntz bobblehead giveaway came with "the talk" for the younger patrons.
Getting there...
Rusty Kuntz bobblehead. Lube sold separately.
Not bad...
Rusty Kuntz bobbleheads. Featuring Rusty with his trombone.
Ok I'm done.

 

[Frow]

The Rusty Kuntz bobbleheads were for adults only.
Wait wait I can do better...
Rusty Kuntz bobbleheads went for $10. $50 for the "vibration special".
Nay that's no good...
Rutsy Kuntz bobblehead giveaway came with "the talk" for the younger patrons.
Getting there...
Rusty Kuntz bobblehead. Lube sold separately.
Not bad...
Rusty Kuntz bobbleheads. Featuring Rusty with his trombone.
Ok I'm done.

Don't quit your day job

 

[Bill Menard]

Recently Eric Hosmer was asking Alex Gordon, who has a history of being able to get home with the ladies, what has been slowing him down lately. Sadly, he replied, "Well, I've been trying to get past 1st base all week, but the signs of Rusty Kuntz keep holding me up."

 

[markakis8]

Recently Eric Hosmer was asking Alex Gordon, who has a history of being able to get home with the ladies, what has been slowing him down lately. Sadly, he replied, "Well, I've been trying to get past 1st base all week, but the signs of Rusty Kuntz keep holding me up."

Pretty good!

 

[WaxPax]

 

[chrome_ball]

While working on their slap hitting, the Royals' hitting coach has been telling his players to slap the ball in the dirt and go see Rusty Kuntz at first.

 

[zach]

Wouldn' it be more appropriate for Rusty Kuntz to be at "third base" if you know what I'm sayin'.

But with a name like RUSTY Kuntz, one wouldn't expect him to get past 1st base

 

[Mahoody]

Maybe the royals should bring this guy back to coach 3rd

 

[Frow]

Maybe the royals should bring this guy back to coach 3rd

If that were the case I'd hate to see them call a squeeze play

 

[Mudcatsfan]

 

[zach]

If that were the case I'd hate to see them call a squeeze play